• Saturday, 4. December 2021 02:01

The Inaugural Champions of the News News Story

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Hello, fine readers, and welcome to another installment of The Champions of Norrath's Champions of the News News Team Guild News Report. I’m your host, the bard with the bellows, the pied-piper of the Planes, Zabal.





Now, I know what you’re thinking, “ Zabal, it’s been a long, long time since you’ve done the News.” And you’d be right, my fellow forum philanthropists. Thanks to a dreaded ringworm outbreak, the entire The Champions of Norrath's Champions of the News News Team has been quarantined. Thankfully, the source of the outbreak was discovered. It was a Necro alt who was soloing in Volska’s Husk and brought his trophies back to the Guild Hall and washed them with the Shadow Knights’ unmentionables.







Once this contamination was cleaned up, The Guild News Champions of the News Team was only required to remain in the Small Guild Hall regen pool for 3 Norrathian years. With all that being said, let’s get to the News.







Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Champions has broken into The Burning Lands and much like prom night, we didn’t really know what to do once we got inside, besides keep on dancing.










With two major victories back-to-back, our Champions are now 2/3rds of the way through The Burning Lands initial tier of stupidity! Thanks to the help of our Colorado-based druids, we can see clearly now that the rain is gone. We can now see all the obstacles in our way. Unfortunately, it seems that the next obstacle in our way is the Black Smoke Monster from Lost.




And with that, I've been Zabal, the bard with the back sweats, and your trust-worthy The Champions of Norrath's Champions of the News News Team Anchor. Until next time, "Stay classy, San Diego."

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